By DiAnn Mills @DiAnnMills
Laughter is the best medicine. Scientists have proven that those who laugh are healthier and happier.
I’m a quote-addict, so for this week’s blog post, I’m listing, in no particular order, quotes that make me smile. I hope they tickle your funny bone!
- “The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.” Will Rogers
- “You know you’ve reached middle age when you’re cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police.” Joan Rivers
- “My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.” Dave Barry
- “It’s better to create something that others criticize than to create nothing and criticize others. Go create, have fun!” Ricky Gervais
- “The road to success is always under construction.” Lily Tomlin
- “Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language.” H. Jackson Brown Jr.
- “Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.” Will Ferrell
- “Eggs are fantastic for a fitness diet. If you don’t like the taste, just add cocoa, flour, sugar, butter, baking powder and cook at 350 for 30 minutes.” Anonymous
- “A successful person is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at them.” David Brinkley
- “If at first you don’t succeed, you’re running about average.” Anonymous
- “We were filled with laughter, and we sang for joy. And the other nations said, ‘What amazing things the Lord has done for them.’” Psalm 126:2 NLT
- “Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.” Mark Twain
- “If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses.” Henry Ford
- “Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.” Will Ferrell
- “Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.” Oscar Wilde
- “To a young heart everything is fun.” Charles Dickens
What quote can you offer to make us laugh?
