By DiAnn Mills @DiAnnMills
As March comes to a close, let’s have a little fun with an opportunity for you to win a $35.00 gift card from your choice of Amazon, Barnes and Noble, or Christian Book Distributors.
To enter the random giveaway, all you need to do is caption the image below. Place your caption as a comment below.
Deadline to enter is Saturday, April 1 at noon CT. I will notify the winner on Sunday, April 2.
Enjoy the fun! How will you caption this image?
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This blog post was great fun and it was hard for me to hold off and not chime in myself. THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO PARTICIPATED! We had 194 caption entries that met the deadline of Noon on Saturday, April 1st. So many that we’ve decided to award two winners who will each receive a $35 eGift card of their choosing. Please help me congratulate Rachel T. and Helen M.”
It’s not you, it’s me. Time for both of us to find our own path.
Self-reflection
Want to be friends?
What’s a nice .motorcycle like you doing in a place like this?!?
Beauty and the Beast
Hit the road, Jack. Don’t cha come back no more.
When past meets present.
Giddy-up! Let’s go and see where the road and the ass lead us.
Forget horse power, I have donkey power.
Thanks for stopping to enjoy the view!
Donkey to the motorcycle:
“Are you my mother?”
Donkey says: There’s no gas station where we’re going
Donkey says “Sure wish I could ride that! ” “I would have lots of fun”
When they mentioned competition, I imagined something a little more… Conventional.
My bike broke down; guess I need to “burro” this little 4-wheeler.
Roadside Assistance at your Service
Hmm…you must be new in the neighborhood… you don’t look familiar!
Pretty sure I have more kick than you!
Donkey: She’s needs to put some meat on those bones!
The donkey says, “Nice Ass”
Now that’s strange looking critter
Come here often?
You might out run me, but at least I’m safer!
“You”ll run out of gas and I will still be running on grass.
Challenge accepted!
Darn! Forgot my helmet!
“Seriously, Dude, that dead, strange shiny thing is my competition?” 🤣
“I’m sweeter than you!”
Are you my brother from a different mother?
Okay, Bob, I know you’re new to the job, but we do have a dress code.
-Donkey to the motorcycle
Um is this an artificial donkey
What every donkey sees when looking at social media!
Uber?
And the donkey opened its mouth and said to Balaam: “Get behind me, Satan!”
Don’t be an ass, move over
Okay, I saw you wink at me with that bright eye of yours!
Can I ride it? Please carry me to sit next to you and then you ride, I can relax to enjoy spring break
My way is always the best way.
(Cue the music)
Anything you can do I can do better…….
My job replaced by an illegal alien
“Ah, no thanks, I don’t drink hi-octane. Anyway, then the carrot got stuck, and you won’t believe what he said..”
Donkey to to bike, as they relax at the wooden bar
Hello! Where do you live?
You are the strangest donkey I have ever seen.
Horse power? That is nothing I have Donkey power!!
That’s quite the getup !
You one of them new AI donkeys??
Well hello, you look pretty!!
“But can you carry a 300Lb box up a steep mountain road?”
You’re a funny lookin’ donkey!
Donkey: How do I ride this thing?
You’re not from around here, are you?
Can you hop over the fence? I can!
Got gas?
Oh, wait! Here’s another one…
“Save the planet!” they say. Under the Green New Deal, we’re BOTH headed for extinction.
Out of gas???
What gives
You’re a strange looking Donkey.. You must be from Texas
I’ve seen bigger asses than you!
Let’s see how far you can go!
Hey if you need another ride just hop on my back I’ll give you one.
I’m not moving until you do!
I wanna ride -let’s go
“Mule power is better than horsepower,” said the mule to the motorcycle.
Want to be friends?
You may go faster, but I can get there cheaper.
Do you want to race?
“Are you lost? Need fuel? Wait–you can’t eat grass? Sorry, buddy; you need way more help than I can give you.”
You get dumped here? At least, I can get away on my own.
Hee-Haw, Hee-Ha-La-La-Lay-VROOOOOM!
I NEVER run out of gas.
At least I can walk without a human on my back.
donkey hitchin’ a ride
“I never run out of gas” 😉
You’ve been recalled. Your lab results came back and you tested positive for fertilizer.
Hey, beautiful. Want to meet me at the watering hole?
Joe! What happened to you legs?
The old and new.
That is one weird looking donkey!!
So this is what replaced me!
I only need feed and water!
Yeah…well….how many miles can you go on GRASS?????
You here for the view too.
Well hello cutie, you are brighter than the sun.
You ran out of gas? Clip clop power for the win every time!
Take it slowly. You’ll see more!
Donkey: I was the mode of transportation long before you were created.
Motorcycle: Yes, but I can go faster.
Donkey: Maybe so for now but I heard they’re doing away with gas machines & I’m back in style.
Face off.
You think you’re hot stuff? Jesus rode my ancestors. Top that.
This is the best!
Are you a robot?
Hey brother, what kind of donkey are you?
Four legs beats two tires any day.
Now that is most definitely an ass-et.
Mary, So FUNNY…and cute :~))
Dad, is that you?
Well, hello there cutie, and what might your name be?
Come on beautiful, let’s ride!
Move it! You’re in my way. Places to go, things to do.
Move over. I was here first.
I’m going to hop on that thing and haul ass!
You’re broken down? I’m ready to go!!!
I’m a photo op, don’t think about riding me
Wanna race?
“Go ahead. Try me.”
I’m BAAAACCCKKK.
When you’re rusting in the junk pile, I’ll still be ready to take you!
You have the ass on top. I think you’ve got it backwards.
You can lead a mule to a cycle but you cannot make him ride!
I,M THE TOUGHIE – -NO I ,M TOUGHEN BY LIFE.
Old world kick meets new world sass.
Hey there big fella, what’s your horsepower?
That must be the new Robot Donkey I’ve been hearing so much about.
Donkey to Motorcyle-your one ugly Donkey!!
Mule to motorcycle: Do ya feel lucky, punk?
Hey babe, come here often!?
Gosh what kind of contraption are these humans going to think of next.
The Donkey and the Motorcycle (a modern day Tortoise and the Hare)
If you break down for any reason then I will be the one available for a ride
“How about a lift? I need to save my strength for the Kentucky Derby.”
“Aren’t you a little short for that race?”
“Not if we piggy-back.”
“Hop on.”
Kick STAND? How does that work for you?
Oh no. Another contraption which tries to replace me.
That is my spot, so move it !!!
Wow! Thar machine with horsepower is faster than me!
You’re not from around these parts are you?
Race time… let’s go!
You call that having horsepower?
You may look all shiny and new but I don’t run out of gas!
Born to be wild!
Look at me! I’m shiny and fast!
Yeah, but my grass is cheaper than your gas. And, I have a built-in seat-warmer.
Oh, yeah? Well, YOUR ancestors didn’t carry Jesus!
!st one to blink wins
Who thinks THAT thing would be a better ride?
Hey hot stuff – Show me whatcha got.
“This road’s not big enough for both of us.”
I am not intimidated, slow, but steady wins the race!
“Nope, I don’t feel threaten by you. I can climb mountains and down into ravines where you’ll never be able to go. I offer companionship and a listening ear, and respond to my name. I’m a warm body instead of a hunk of cold metal. I can go a lot further than an object that needs gasoline to power it, especially in areas where gas stations are few and far between. Yep Sonny, you don’t stand a chance against this old feller.”
Really? That’s as far as you can go? I can REALLY go off-road!
The rural answer to AAA
Your kind will be obsolete. My kind? We’re here, not going anywhere!
“Yeah, but can that hunk of metal get to the top of that there mountain? Na didn’t think so! So who’s the ass now!”
You’re stuck and I’m all you’ve got.
Me or you?
Who put a mirror here? I look GOOD!
I can go where no cycle has before.
Hey baby! Wanna come over to my place?
“Four legs are better than two.”
Hmmm…. I’m all natural!
Y’all must be from the north.
He-Haw vs He-Honda!
Donkey power is waaaay better than “horsepower”!!!
Jasper recognized the contraption as the same one that often made such a ruckus. The woman who rode it had a very shiny head and wore a strange mask over her face. But he didn’t mind because she often gave him apples.
My kingdom for a ride!
Stand off
Now that is a funny looking Jenny.
Hog and donkey hit the road!
See the world around you or fly by it – which would you rather?
Do I need to pull it? Shouldn’t be too hard since it has wheels…
Hmmm… but does YOUR kick hurt?
Get out of my way. You are blocking my path!
Come here often?
I have more horsepower than you-so there
Which jacka-s parked here?
Wild Mules MC
Who wants to go for a ride? Me or you?
“Ooh…shiny! But can YOU take YOUR rider to the bottom of the Grand Canyon?”
Good morning. How are you today?
All you need to reach your destination is what God gives you.
That thing has a mask and 2 eyes looking at me!
Who is more stubborn? Who will move first?
Do you come here often?
It’s finally MY turn to ride!
And the standoff begins.
I think I’m in love!
What kind of donkey are you?
Jennet, with that there grillz, you’re a real kicker!
Horsepower? Let me show you mulepower!
I don’t require gas but I may pass gas.
I’ve never seen a horse like you before!
You mean you can’t move on your own? What good are you?
“Show off”
I really appreciate this chance. My birthday is this month. 🤞🤞 for this army wife
Let’s play chicken!
See!? You’re no one without your boss!
No Kidding! You get gas too?
How long did it take you to get here?
Curious Donkey and motorcycle on the same road?
I think I can take him.
A donkey walks up to a motorcycle…
“Wow, So you’re the one who replaced me huh?”
I am glad that the person can ride that instead of me! I will finally get a break.
the other side of the fence days….
You must be a Yankee
“You lookin at me? You want a piece of me? I have four legs, you only have two, metal mouth. “
It does WHAT?
You should know by now that mule power far surpasses horsepower.